Disaster

Doc Brown here.

As far as I am concerned that opening weekend was a disaster. Wayne Rooney attempting to play on with a clearly broken foot whilst admirable was horrfic news to anyone who had built their team around him based on his sterling pre-season performance. That person is me. What with a total of 0 clean sheets and 0 goals from my strikers i can only hope the MOMs come to my rescue.

Give me those transfers - all of them.